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You all know my love for the Marina. It's undeniable. But I must admit, I have never in my life wanted to be in that district as much as after watching this video. I have never wanted be in the presence of 'those guys' as much as with this fine gentleman. To whomever you are....please contact me. I must know what makes you tick. I must get inside your head. I can tell you are deep. If it helps, I will do all the sorority hair girl shakes it takes! *you know what I mean ;)

Enjoy!


8 comments:

VM said...

That guy is fucking lame....

g kitten said...

oh my god. this is everything im afraid of. those girls are genius. i need a video phone....dude...i just cant even believe that was real.

Anonymous said...

I know who this guy is. Believe it or not he is a great guy (when sober). The chick who is calling him out, "you can't fake awesome", is condescending with her fake tits. (Fake tits in the Marina is just as cliche as a beer pong frat guy at Bar None). Lastly, aren't you at the Bus Stop drinking beers too? Suck it!

Sheyna Greenamyer said...

'Anonymous said' you are completely right. I am sure he is a great guy. In fact, I am sure he is the best (I bet there is a video out there where he is petting kittens while walking an elderly person across the street) But until you show me that super sweet video and somehow make it as entertaining as this, I am sorry but your friend retains biggest douche. I do agree with you on the fake boobs. It is a cliche that I do not subscribe to. However, as I recall they aren't the ones screaming about how awesome they are. (although that is the intention most women have for getting them im sure) LASTLY, I am not at the Bus Stop drinking beers, you silly rabbit. This footage was taken by a friends friend and passed along to me. I just happen to be the girl that has the best DB footage ever created! (This would have been the spot I say 'suck it' back but my maturity level does not allow such things.)

Anonymous said...

UGHH. Jesus! It's MY video and I swear to God my boobs are real. And for the record my hair is too and NOT extensions as our dear friend may have suggested. Lol. Sorry, I just couldn't keep it in anymore.
And yes, we WERE at the Bus Stop drinking beers with the intention to see if there were any goof ball guys to film hence us bringing the video camera. Lo and behold.. a star is born. Glad you liked it.

Sheyna Greenamyer said...

Michelle, I loved it! You need to give no explanation as to why you were at the right place at the right time. That gem speaks for itself.

jennyrecommends said...

was that my old roommate? although it doesn't quite look like him, the sweet intonation, mellow attitude, and interest in others seems very familiar

Nob Hill Forreal said...

sweet one-liners, he should write a book and sell it